Meet My Hubby’s Girlfriend

When my hubby and I were dating, he invited me to his house for dinner and to meet his kids. Imagine my surprise when he told me that he also wanted to introduce me to his “girlfriend!”

He led me to a corner of the room and pointed to this:

She’s beautiful, isn’t she? Look at those curves!

Seriously, though, he would protect this thing with his life. We live in lower Alabama (L.A.) and have frequent visits from hurricanes. The first thing he does when bad weather approaches is put this beauty between two mattresses. He then wraps the mattresses in a tarp so that if the roof blows off, it will still be protected.

Only after the clock is taken care of do we start making plans for our safety. I truly love my hubby, but at times like that I’d love to knock him upside the head!

Does your significant other have quirks you’d love to beat out of them?

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Published in: on May 3, 2010 at 7:00 AM  Comments (12)  
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